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Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Oh, and Santa...
Make sure you give these guys something special this year....
stabbed with a cheese knife? Hit in the head with a snow shovel? This sounds like the 3 Stooges. How in the hell do you lose a fight when you have a gun and the other guy has a cheese knife? First of all the fighting ability of any person who has a chesse knife handy must be in question. Second, did anyone notice the OTHER GUY HAD A GUN!!!
My new heros. TAKE BACK THE NIGHT!!!!!!
ReplyDeletestabbed with a cheese knife? Hit in the head with a snow shovel? This sounds like the 3 Stooges. How in the hell do you lose a fight when you have a gun and the other guy has a cheese knife? First of all the fighting ability of any person who has a chesse knife handy must be in question. Second, did anyone notice the OTHER GUY HAD A GUN!!!
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