Job Advice from Uncle Jimbo

Generally, I recommend not giving notice or quitting your job until after you've passed the drug, psychology, or other mandatory tests for your potential new employer. Nothing screams "Dumbass" louder than quitting your job before you find out that you've got a weakness for tall blonde women from Scandinavia who enjoy long walks on the tarmac and mixing up sweet smelling soaps in their basements. This type of fetish will make you a major risk for that job at the local defense contractor and may draw the attention of Homeland Security.

I recommend instead a simple application and a handshake at you local fast food establishment or e-learning company. "Would your like fries [online books] with that?"