Nancy, You Ignorant Slut!

There's more material in this interview than a pair of Michael Moore boxer shorts. Nancy Pelosi is a disgrace to this country and somehow, makes the average politician look like Stephen Hawking.

Check out these gems:

"I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels."
Funny last time I checked, natural gas was a fossil fuel. Even Wikipedia can't F that up. Do you even understand the things you are voting on and presiding over? Hum...I think not, you dumb bitch.

"That's that poll, and--but the fact is, is that the, the, the oil companies, the, the administration, they all ranked higher than Congress in most of those polls." Tha...Tha...That's All Folks!!! So you're best defense for why American citizens like Congress is screwing the pooch on the energy crisis is that you scored better than everyone else. Well I'm sorry to break it you, but this isn't some Trinity College liberal arts elective graded on a curve. This is the fraking UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. You are an elected official with responsibility for our country, our tax money, and the protection of our liberties. Fraking stand up and hold yourself and the rest of the congressional tools accountable.

"One in particular that has brought down the price per barrel, and that is to insist that the president not fill the strategic petroleum reserve." Boy they sure like to screw future generations don't they. As with all other nanny-state, social programs the solution isn't fixing the problem. It's to spend more money, in this case we're spending more of our children's security. Let's not save for a very rainy day, let's make sure that every asshat that that's still driving a sub 20MPG vehicle can still afford his $6 Starbuck's Crapachinolattefucknutsurprise. Holy crap. The only way this energy crisis gets fixed is to fundamentally change our behavior, our infrastructure, and our attitudes. Not putting oil in the SPR is as stupid an idea as giving Rosie O'Donnell another show.

"I would say that as an ardent, practicing Catholic, this is an issue that I have studied for a long time. And what I know is, over the centuries, the doctors of the church have not been able to make that definition. And Senator--St. Augustine said at three months. We don't know. The point is, is that it shouldn't have an impact on the woman's right to choose. Roe v. Wade talks about very clear definitions of when the child--first trimester, certain considerations; second trimester; not so third trimester. There's very clear distinctions. This isn't about abortion on demand, it's about a careful, careful consideration of all factors and--to--that a woman has to make with her doctor and her god. And so I don't think anybody can tell you when life begins, human life begins. As I say, the Catholic Church for centuries has been discussing this, and there are those who've decided..."
Wow, she's got to be saddle sore after riding that fence like an Emperor's Club man whore.

Nancy Pelosi, I hope you soon find yourself riding in a car with Ted Kennedy near Marta's Vineyard. Oh...we'll make it a national holiday. I promise.

And one last thing, stop calling us taxpayers....we're American CITIZENS. You work for us you dumb twat!