Great Britain Kicks Ass

This story of white-trash gone bad can only sound this compelling and proper in the U.K. My favorite quote "Magistrates said they did not have the power to punish Miss Ellis severely enough". Punishing magistrates kick ass.

Why is that "proper" English and the culture of England still hold such a power over us, the uncultured Americans? You could read me dog food ingredients, and if it was done with the proper British accent it would kick ass so much I'd want to eat it.

Of course this is all balanced by our complete lack of understanding when it comes to British royalty. I guess maybe we just transfer our need for celebrity onto those in show business, while the Brits stick to their inbred monarchs. So take you're pick; tall, big-eared prince with questionable taste in women, or short, purple-clad prince with questionable-straight tendencies. Prince and Prince do NOT kick ass.