Mock The Vote 2006

Kerry should just leave politic, jokes, and other activities requiring higher brain functions to the professions. Way to go John-boy.

Now this one goes to all of you, so-called, politicians. Cut the shit. We don't want you, we don't need you, and we don't much like you. Your barb-filled diatribes are pointless and petty. You come home and you reek of lobby money and special interest whores. If only I could divorce you. Humm.....

That's it. Uncle Jimbo suggests the following voting strategy. Vote out the incumbents. That's right, we continually elect only new candidates, and we keep doing this until things start to change. No exceptions. I don't care how bad the new guy is, they all need to be sent a message.

Now do it. If, on November 5th, all the incumbants are not out, I'm going to find every last one of you who didn't stick to the plan and I'm going to Roshambo you.

See I'm Not The Only One!

2004 PSA from the guys at Red versus Blue.

He's just such a big, fat, dumb, blubbering, chili-dog eating, senseless, mesa-reject, plaid-wearing, docusuckary-making, sausage-guzzling, ass-hatted target.

My New Hero is...

...Tiki Barber. The guy knows what he wants. He's got the money, the recognition, and most of all he still has his health. Like Barry Sanders did seven years ago, Barber leaves in his prime. Not retiring, he's making a life change to pursue other interested. Way to go Tiki. Then the over-paid wind bags of the sports media, many ex-athletes who have either lost perspective or tow the company line in regards to generating news instead of reporting it, decide to voice their opinions on the subject. As if they matter. But the beauty is, Mr. Barber fires back. Michael Irvin, you are his BITCH! But I'm not going to make this about him. this post is about Tiki.

Tiki, congrats for a great career, and good luck with your future endeavours. We will miss you on Sunday afternoon.

Interesting Takes On Sarcasm

Here is a question posed and some decent responses.

Uncle Jimbo's Response:

"I'm sorry did you say something? I was over here making fun of people who ask ignorant questions."

Uncle Jimbo wants to see your view on the subject (if only for future fodder). Leave a comment.