Mock The Vote 2006

Kerry should just leave politic, jokes, and other activities requiring higher brain functions to the professions. Way to go John-boy.

Now this one goes to all of you, so-called, politicians. Cut the shit. We don't want you, we don't need you, and we don't much like you. Your barb-filled diatribes are pointless and petty. You come home and you reek of lobby money and special interest whores. If only I could divorce you. Humm.....

That's it. Uncle Jimbo suggests the following voting strategy. Vote out the incumbents. That's right, we continually elect only new candidates, and we keep doing this until things start to change. No exceptions. I don't care how bad the new guy is, they all need to be sent a message.

Now do it. If, on November 5th, all the incumbants are not out, I'm going to find every last one of you who didn't stick to the plan and I'm going to Roshambo you.