In the Beginning, God Made Stupid

For it was not good that man should always be right. Man must make mistakes, to learn from them. But stupid was easy, and man clung to it. Soon Stupid begat Stupid, who begat Stupid, and his brother Dumb. And then Dumb begat Ignorant through inappropriate relations with Dense. Soon the world was filled with Stupid and all it's relations. And so it is to this day.

This is the only explanation for this one. What tool thought this one through and said, "Yeah, fish and coral will love the smell and feel of tires." Dumbass. This just proves that our children won't be unique in their utter disgust for what their ancestors did.

Now, let's take the fight to stupid. Use guns, napalm, and old tires if necessary.