Oh Youth of America, Do Us Proud!

I had a friend the other day ask me about portable data backup devices. He had some basic questions and, in classic Uncle Jimbo fashion, I answered them as sarcastically as possible. Of course he was claiming he had lots of "client" photos he needed to backup....but I knew he just needed to be able to take his porn collection with him.

Part of my sarcasm was based on the fact that I assume a basic level of technical understanding from anyone under age 50. Obviously when you get into computers, the speed at which things change makes it hard for non-techies to keep up, so my sarcasm was probably a little excessive. However, these two geniuses are about as dumb as they come. How anyone thinks they can make a prank call these days (especially to 911) without getting caught is just plain funny.

My suggestion for sentencing these two? I propose a live brain donate. We'll take both brains, and put them in a robot. We'll have the first robot that can sit in a corner, suck it's thumb, and piss hydraulic fluid all over the floor. Which might make the robot a larger contributor to society than either of the "pranksters".

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