Screw the Fences

Hey, some local fishermen found a 130 pound crocodile in the Rio Grande. Seriously, how did we not think of this sooner. Grab some endangered alligators from the Everglades and introduce them in the Rio Grande. Sure, it could have an adverse affect on the eco-system, but a healthy population of gators would cut down on illegal northbound swimmers and tubers.

This idea has Nobel Peace Prize for Brilliance written all over it.