Thursday, December 22, 2005

Call Me Old Fashioned

What the hell is this guy thinking?

Generally I'm not going to ingest anything that is known to be genetically defective. This general principle carries over to other areas of my life and the rules that I live by.

I won't:

  • be entertained by anything genetically defective (see Michael Jackson rules, see also Michael Moore compendium)
  • sleep with anything that is genetically defective (see Cher rule)
  • work for anyone that is genetically defective (see Bill Gates rule)
  • take advice from the genetically defective (see Tony Robbins rule)
  • make a movie with anything that is genetically defective (see Damon/Affleck rule)

2 comments:

Donkey Punch said...

What a wad...

Anonymous said...

Probably not the first such fish that he has ingested...